Episode 19: Califlorida (or: Alli-date-or)

Two quick posts combined = This post. Ok, let's go.

First, this weekend my older, med-school brother is going to Orlando, FL for his next medical rotation. But, since he's going to be there about a month, he's driving instead of flying and renting a car. I volunteered to accompany him. So, now, Thursday night (after Drake's Writers Night, which I'm going to, no matter what, and so should you!) I'm driving to Omaha, NE and then going straight from there to Florida on Friday morning.

Then, Sunday afternoon, I'm flying back from Orlando to Omaha and then! driving back to Des Moines to go to sleep for the first time all weekend.

Rest assured, I will not be drawing pictures and/or posting drawn pictures of the trip.

Second, I came up with an idea for an extreme dating reality show for Fox; 12 men try to court 1 woman out on the bayou. The challenge? You have to do your best to keep the woman pleased with you, even if that means lying to her face and altering your own personality. The reason for this life-altering?

If you don't get selected to make it to next week, they feed you to one of the alligators.

This happens until only one man is left. The show would be called:

Alli-date-or.

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